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Compilation of quotes from "Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal" and other sources.
http://www.gnomehome.demon.nl/uddf/pages/zzzhumor.htm
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Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal
Classic Datamation article by Ed Post.
http://www.pbm.com/~lindahl/real.programmers.html
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The Retrocomputing Museum
Eric S. Raymond's list of outdated, obscure, or deliberatly unusable programming languages,
compilers, and interpreters.
http://catb.org/~esr/retro/
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Jargon File
Programmer slang dictionary, containing more than 2000 not-quite-serious definitions and a number
of programmer folklore anecdotes. Hosted by Eric S. Raymond.
http://catb.org/jargon/
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Softwarequotes.com
Quotations from various programmers about programming. Includes a quotes search, newsletter, and
index of quotes by person quoted.
http://www.softwarequotes.com/
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The Tao Of Programming
Koan-style advice to apprentice programmers.
http://www.pobox.com/~kragen/tao-of-programming.html
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ComedyCode
Funny programming code. Programmers can submit their own code and rate the work of others.
http://www.comedycode.com
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Quotes about Programmers
Quotations about programmers, software and programming languages.
http://www.sysprog.net/quotpgmr.html
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The Algorithm of an Average Taxpayer's Life
A structured biography in 483 pseudo-coded subroutines, as logical outcome of random events and
processes during lifetime.
http://www.alphaandomega.nl/
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How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot
Showcases how to shoot yourself in the foot using several programming languages.
http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/foot.htm
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Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code
A song kind of by Paul Simon.
http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~norm/hose_code.html
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Laugh Along with GNU
Designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers - large collection of GNU/programming humor.
http://www.gnu.org/fun/humor.html
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Programming is a Weird and Wacky World
Collection of jokes, satirical articles, and parodies on popular song lyrics.
http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/progwack.htm
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Epigrams in Programming
List of 120 programming-related aphorisms.
http://www.cs.yale.edu/homes/perlis-alan/quotes.html
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The Evolution of a Programmer
Programming style and how it evolves as programmers mature from junior high students to senior
managers.
http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/The_Evolution_of_a_Programmer.html
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Softpanorama Humor Archive
Open-source related humor, dissing (among others) Linus Torvalds, RMS, ESR, vi, and Perl.
http://www.softpanorama.org/Bulletin/Humor/index.shtml
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Programming Languages are Like Women
Mildly sexist metaphorical languages lineup.
http://www.columbia.edu/~sss31/rainbow/prog.lang.html
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Reflections on Trusting Trust
An ACM classic: UNIX coinventor Ken Thompson reports on how he hacked his own C compiler.
http://www.acm.org/classics/sep95/
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Holger's Humor Page
Why is C++ programming like teenage sex? What's the difference between a software developer and a
drug dealer? When will operator overloading be added to Java? This page has the answers.
http://www.klawitter.de/enhumor.html
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Hello, World Page
Collecting examples of "Hello World" programs for as many languages and related
programming environments (shells) as possible.
http://www.latech.edu/~acm/HelloWorld.shtml
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Computer Stupidities
Collection of stupid chunks of C source code and reports of encounters with less-than-bright
apprentice programmers.
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml
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Life of Programmer
Humorous observations and stories of dealing with computers and their users.
http://tellingjokes.com/j/lop.htm
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Computer Programming Humor
Jokes, oneliners, and prank definitions.
http://www.heuse.com/cphumor.htm
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Trills' Humor Archive
Generic joke database sporting a programming humor section.
http://www.igs.net/~tril/humor/
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Hacker's Wisdom
Collection of programming humor and computer folklore classics.
http://www.ee.ryerson.ca:8080/~elf/hack/
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Object-Oriented Programming Jokes
Dr. Shuguang Hong's compilation of OO humor.
http://www.cis.gsu.edu/~shong/oojokes/
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