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This site generates, at random, fortunes obtained from real fortune cookies, particularly ones that
can be enjoyed with the phrase "in bed." Designed for fun only.
http://home.comcast.net/~mel.vassey/fortunes.html
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Magic Coffee Mug
Allows the user to type a question and receive an answer, modified by cream, sugar and decaf
options. Also shows five most recent questions.
http://www.magiccoffeemug.com
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The Mighty Weirdo
Answers a question with yes or no.
http://www.mightyweirdo.com/
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Hearts, Love & Valentine's Love Test!
Test the power of your love. Answer some questions, then the computer calculates your love
quotient. Cute. Requires Shockwave.
http://www.mentaljokes.com/test.html
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Happy Fanny
Ask Fanny, a real, down to earth, claymation redneck, about your future. Click a square and revel
in Fanny's wisdom.
http://www.hauntedbookstore.com/happyfanny/index.htm
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Soothsayer
Answers questions in a yes / no format a la Magic 8 ball.
http://jon.hedley.net/toys/soothsayer.cgi
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The Oracle of Delphi
The Oracle of Delphi has been silent for three thousand years. Predetermined, trite answers each
time you press a button.
http://www.oracleofdelphi.com/newpage2.html
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Psychic Chicken Network Homepage
Complete psychic center by a chicken with attitude. Ask yes/no questions, and test psychic ability.
http://www.ruprecht.com/index.html
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Mood Mouse
Put your thumb on the image and click the button. After you see your thumb "scanned",
your 60's fortune appears.
http://promotions.yahoo.com/promotions/love98/moodmouse.html
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Mood Ring
Pass your mouse over the ring, and your mood is revealed. Uses Java. Netscape Version.
http://www.ajcockrell.com/ajcockrell/moodring_ns.htm
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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
Ask a question and the mirror will reply.
http://www.geocities.com/wilcarrie/mirror.htm
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Online Free Fortune Tellers
Variety of fortune tellers including a clown, tea leaves, pumpkin, and fortune cookie. Very simple
scripts.
http://www.saviodsilva.com/fortuneteller.htm
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The Elikian Oracle
Ask the great Poseidon any question, and He will answser.
http://www.eliki.com/coliseum/oracle/
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Omniscient Baby
Ask questions of the Omniscient Baby...yes, THAT baby.
http://www.dbaby.com/omnibaby/index.htm
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Ask a Klingon
Ask a Klingon, get a trite Klingonese saying.
http://www.ai.mit.edu/people/paulfitz/plank/advice.html
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Advice From a Caterpillar
Ask a yes or no question and the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland gives you an answer.
http://www.ruthannzaroff.com/wonderland/caterpillar.htm
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Headbone Zone
"Pojo and her mysterious, high-tech Digital Destiny Machine reveal your fortune. Guaranteed up
to 17% accurate." Put your thumb on the scanner and your fortune is told.
http://ykd.headbone.com/features/thumb/
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The Trolloscope
Find your Guardian Troll, which will send you monthly advice for everyday life.
http://www.trolloscope.com
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The Psychic Fishbowl
Receive a live reading from a psychic fish. Pick a fish and wait for your response.
http://www.netexpress.net/~glampe/
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Fortune Balls from Outer Space
"Find out what twists of fate the future has in store for you from the renowned psychic from
outer space, Madame Ra." Ask your question then choose the ball that you feel the stongest
spiritual connection with.
http://now2000.com/fortune/index.shtml
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The Empowering Oracle
"The only prophetic device guaranteed to see the future with your self-esteem in mind."
http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-oracle.html
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Fortune Cookie
Online oracle where you read the fortune.
http://www.new-year.co.uk/chinese/cookie.cfm
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Bad Cookie
Real web Chinese fortune cookie.
http://www.badcookie.com/
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